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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

shitshilarious:

folks on the internet

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

shouldnt:

Can there please be a tinder but for nearby animals to pet

hellanerd:

at school like

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teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

done:

I LOVE THIS 

credit to magicpawed

curtest:

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.