I'm really cool I swear
follow this cool dude @itsbecauseimcoollikethat
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
folks on the internet
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
Can there please be a tinder but for nearby animals to pet
at school like
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.