I'm really cool I swear

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what

clannyphantom:

you replace jack-o-lanterns with real heads ONE TIME and then no one wants to go trick or treating in your neighbourhood anymore :/

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

thattrippyasianguy:

Gunna fuck yo bitch

apatheticghost:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math