I'm really cool I swear

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

Anonymous asked: Why isn't your boyfriend my bae?

because no one likes you tom

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

sofapizza:

brought back from the dead #420RaiseIt

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

voldesnorts:

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

I didnt know Robin thicke had a blog

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere