what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
science side of tumblr, explain this please
gooey goo slippy on the dots.
10/10 would ride it into battle.
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
you’re cute what is your face html