I'm really cool I swear

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

Seven Wonders of The world

gay8:

1. My Ass

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

rexium:

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Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)

MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00

White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00

Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)

Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00

Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00

Fake Mustache: $3.00

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen